2007/05/14

Holding a baby

Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby * fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor. "* fed, of course!" replied the woman. "Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered. "What? ...But why?" "Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you." The woman reluctantly took off her clothes. The doctor carefully examined the woman's *s, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly. When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!" The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"

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